Stop Posting Comments
Out of the hundreds and hundreds of annoying spammy comments I've been subjected to over the past few years only 1 single comment made it to the light of day - and that was only because the word cat was mentioned. Well, the actual word was act and it was part of a whole spammy looking domain, but I saw a cat there and that made me very, very happy. So the comment was published.
The rest of you are just out of luck.
Get lost.